- Tom BrezsnyMoral Compass
In 2005, I wrote a humor piece about a fictional Whole Real Estate Catalogue. A comprehensive gift guide “for the Realtor who has everything” that included fanciful items like: a Portable Shark Fin Accessory to stick on the top of flashy cars, an Armani Hazmat Suit to sell toxic assets in style, Sock Puppet Listing Presentations, Cover-Your-Ass Fanny Packs, UnVanity License Plates, etc. My favorite item was a Moral Compass, a pocket-sized, directional device Realtors could carry with them on their daily rounds. One that...