- Tom BrezsnyNew Most Interesting
Sad but true…Dos Equis beer recently retired Jonathan Goldsmith, the American actor famous for his role as The Most Interesting Man in the World. His ads were memes that spawned a flood of internet take-offs until the character was replaced by a new, younger most interesting man for the next generation..
Unfortunately that new most interesting millennial met a quick demise because he just wasn’t very interesting. There’s good news though, Goldsmith is starting a new career as The Most Interesting Realtor in the World. Here are a few of his new tag lines:
He’s the Most Interesting Realtor in the World…
- Other agents have his name on their vanity license plates
- He gives virtual tours in person
- Other Agents put his signs up
- He makes pocket calls just to get pocket listings
- His clients sign a disclosure acknowledging he’s The Most Interesting Realtor in the World
- He once won a bodybuilding contest just by exercising his options
- He can make a house go up in value just by appreciating it.
- He once foreclosed on a bank
- He once picked a loan lock
- Buyers he doesn’t work with suffer from remorse
- When he lists a property, half baths become whole again
- When he lists a property, easements don’t run with the land, they walk
- Even the geodesic domes he represents have square footage
- Underwriters wait for his approval
- He once sold a dream house in his sleep
- He uses a tailor for arm’s length transactions
- His termite company once tented a circus
